Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Come share oat with me in your robe
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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