Duck Duck Cougar?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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