People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Damn victory sex feels great
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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