Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I need water and some morals
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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