The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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