So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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