they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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