Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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