i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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