11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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