This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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