If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
