I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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