Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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