We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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