I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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