K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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