Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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