when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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