we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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