You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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