oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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