I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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