I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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