Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Non-Jews are for practice
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Randomize