I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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