He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sober January is a disaster.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Randomize
