I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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