How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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