And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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