similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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