i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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