8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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