So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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