BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i believe in u and ur pee
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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