I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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