I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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