I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
