just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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