Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize