By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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