just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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