yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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