I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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