I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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