Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
