I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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