You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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