BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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