69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
third nipple confirmed
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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