I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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