youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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