hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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