if only i could text you this smell
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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