saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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