It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I need a burrito and a hug.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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