Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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