we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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